Jessica Patton Photography

Frames.Photography.Fun.

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surisburnbook:

Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy less than a week ago, and she’s already posting nearly-nude, duckface pregnancy photos of herself to Twitter. It’s going to be a long seventeen months.

surisburnbook:

Jessica Simpson confirmed her pregnancy less than a week ago, and she’s already posting nearly-nude, duckface pregnancy photos of herself to Twitter. It’s going to be a long seventeen months.

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NEWS ALERT: MONROE CANNON GOT GLASSES. I’ll just be up in my room laughing for the next four days or so. Mariah must be so mad that her baby turned out to be a nerd.
At least Monroe seems to have figured out that balloons are lame.

surisburnbook:

NEWS ALERT: MONROE CANNON GOT GLASSES. I’ll just be up in my room laughing for the next four days or so. Mariah must be so mad that her baby turned out to be a nerd.

At least Monroe seems to have figured out that balloons are lame.

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surisburnbook:

When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.
I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

surisburnbook:

When are these people not being adorable? Here they are leaving Matilda’s gymnastics class and — in classic Ledger-Williams-Segel fashion — smiling.

I wonder if Michelle Williams realizes how good her life would be if she could just find a flattering shirt silhouette for her boyfriend and some non-drawstring shorts for her daughter.

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Perfection.

surisburnbook:

Taylor Swift is dating a Kennedy, which is basically awesome. I’m sure this will lead to a lot of really great songs about young love, disapproving families, and windswept sailing hair. It’s pretty much the most perfectly American thing I’ve ever seen.

Oh, no. Wait.

Sorry, Russia.

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surisburnbook:

Harper Beckham went to lunch in London with her glamorous parents, both of whom are participating (at least ceremonially) in the Olympics.
Yesterday, I got an emergency tetanus booster shot after I was afraid that Katie’s cab ride idea might have lasting consequences on my health.
I hate everything.

surisburnbook:

Harper Beckham went to lunch in London with her glamorous parents, both of whom are participating (at least ceremonially) in the Olympics.

Yesterday, I got an emergency tetanus booster shot after I was afraid that Katie’s cab ride idea might have lasting consequences on my health.

I hate everything.